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The Yellow Prussiate of Potash

Dr. Calamari — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 19:20:42 +0000

I knew the Yellow Prussiate of Potash back when I was a diplomat during the Creek War near Tsu-sanya-sah – (which means ‘Ruins-of-a-Great-City’). We parted ways after I made fun of his title, not him, mind you. I said ‘You realize if you remove the ‘r’ from Prussiate, it spells Pussiate!’ I thought it was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

ATOMIC AGE PODCAST 3: DON’T DO IT, TODD!

Dr. Calamari — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 05:35:46 +0000

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ATOMIC AGE PODCAST 2: CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE HOLE

Dr. Calamari — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 05:20:01 +0000

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ATOMIC AGE PODCAST 1: ALL THINGS DISMEMBERED

Dr. Calamari — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 05:07:55 +0000

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Christmas card from a hooker in Innsmouth

Dr. Calamari — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:11:55 +0000

Calamari, I’m pregnant. Livin on 9th St. above a dirty book store off Non-Euclid Avenue. Stopped takin dope. Quit drinkin whiskey. My old man plays the zobo and works out at the track. He says that he loves me, even though its not his baby. Says that it revs him up just like he was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Artemis Experiment #19-art-bom669

Dr. Calamari — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:06:15 +0000

My new tribe of giant brine shrimp, #19-art-bom669, Artemia Bombadil, is a major step forward! Not only is it practically the size of a German Shepherd(!), it successfully produces and stores two reactant chemical compounds, currently hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide, in separate reservoirs behind the maxillary gland. When threatened, the arthropod contracts muscles that force […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Artemis Experiment # 145g-art-nem626

Dr. Calamari — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 03:05:08 +0000

With the hopes of improving the efficiency of the hydroquinone/ hydroperoxide reaction, I forced exaptation to produce ammonia and a strong catalyzer, namely hexachloroplatinic acid. The resultant exothermic compound was promising… until this happened… (H3O)2PtCl6·nH2O is in equilibrium with PtCl4 + 2 HCl + (n + 2) H2O then this… PtCl4 is in equilibrium with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

The Artemis Experiment #101-art-nemA

Dr. Calamari — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 02:56:03 +0000

There comes a time in every young mad scientist’s life when one must decide why one has become a mad scientist and which will be that particular path of mad science one wishes to take. I myself have always loved to cut things open and see how they work. Then to rearrange them, to evolve […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Toad Hop, Indiana

Dr. Calamari — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:36:59 +0000

I never like to do things on a front. Most of the time, you get burned, but every now and again you get lucky. I remember this one time Woody, Basement Boy, the Baron and I were stuck in Toad Hop, Indiana. We were attempting to buy venomous frogs through a scabrous individual, known as […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

Adventures in Spindlebone – Part 3 – Something Familiar

Dr. Calamari — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 22:00:11 +0000

The man snoozing at the front desk never even opened his eyes. He just kept repeating “14… there’s no 13… only 14… only 14”. The elevator was out of service and looked as if it had been for years. The spiraling staircase was littered with half conscious people mumbling about myopic obsessions and not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...